- cashier: sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this
- me: okay
- me: rosebud
- me: rosebud
- me: motherlode
- me: motherlode
- me: motherlode
- me: kaching
- me: motherlode
- me: okay how about now
That moment when you find your flashlight and it’s broken and you know it’s about to get all Alan Wake up in here.
I just want to know who broke my flashlight.
u ok
So, dragon are you okay
Are you okay dragon
Dragon are you okay
So, dragon are you okay
Are you okay dragon
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by-
A Skyrim glitchholy shit
(vía taylorvasnormandy)
I was revisiting some old DXHR headcanons (mainly Cally’s and Erik’s) and this happened.
I was going to get a little more detailed with the walls, but I would have needed Photoshop for that and it’s been bugging the crap out of me lately, so I passed that up. But I really, really, really like the result and I don’t think I’d even change it now, to be honest.
(vía ask-adam-jenson)
Ha, this t-shirt.
Ha.
If Tumblr Was A City
- Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
- Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
- Sherlockians: Would run the police force
- Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
- Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
- Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
- Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
- Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
- Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
- Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
- Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
- Mass Effect fans: Would run the space station.
- Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans: Would inflict Penalty Games on the Avenger fans for stealing their gimmick of trading card games
- The World Ends With you fans: Would go around either killing people or running the reapers game with innocent unaware hipsters
Gamer Poop - Mass Effect 3 (#4)
Garrus, am I your dirty little secret?







