• cashier: sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this
  • me: okay
  • me: rosebud
  • me: rosebud
  • me: motherlode
  • me: motherlode
  • me: motherlode
  • me: kaching
  • me: motherlode
  • me: okay how about now

That moment when you find your flashlight and it’s broken and you know it’s about to get all Alan Wake up in here.

lemondread:

I just want to know who broke my flashlight.

firebenderring:

crepsley:

sassygaymalik:

u ok

So, dragon are you okay
Are you okay dragon
Dragon are you okay
So, dragon are you okay
Are you okay dragon
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by-
A Skyrim glitch

holy shit

(vía taylorvasnormandy)

inanawkwardway:

I was revisiting some old DXHR headcanons (mainly Cally’s and Erik’s) and this happened.
I was going to get a little more detailed with the walls, but I would have needed Photoshop for that and it’s been bugging the crap out of me lately, so I passed that up.  But I really, really, really like the result and I don’t think I’d even change it now, to be honest.

inanawkwardway:

I was revisiting some old DXHR headcanons (mainly Cally’s and Erik’s) and this happened.

I was going to get a little more detailed with the walls, but I would have needed Photoshop for that and it’s been bugging the crap out of me lately, so I passed that up.  But I really, really, really like the result and I don’t think I’d even change it now, to be honest.

(vía ask-adam-jenson)

Bastion

(vía mugumugu)

j-axel:

Ha, this t-shirt.
Ha.

j-axel:

Ha, this t-shirt.

Ha.

If Tumblr Was A City

  • Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
  • Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
  • Sherlockians: Would run the police force
  • Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
  • Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
  • Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
  • Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
  • Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
  • Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
  • Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
  • Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
  • Mass Effect fans: Would run the space station.
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans: Would inflict Penalty Games on the Avenger fans for stealing their gimmick of trading card games
  • The World Ends With you fans: Would go around either killing people or running the reapers game with innocent unaware hipsters

(vía zeuslaand)

tomkaa:

 Gamer Poop - Mass Effect 3 (#4)

Garrus, am I your dirty little secret?